Kim Min-seon isn’t a hypocrite

The Marmot’s Hole had a write up this morning that Korean entertainer Kim Min-seon, who famously said she would rather drink cyanide than eat US beef, went to an In-N-Out in LA and ate a double burger set (apparently before she made the cyanide remark).

(photo from Donga)

But you see, Americans don’t eat American beef. They know it is DEADLY so they import safe beef and force smaller less powerful nations to import it.

American want to send beef infected with mad cow — so dangerous that the Americans refusing to eat it — to my country! Myung-bak Lee sign a deal with America to lift a ban of American import beef after it had been forbidden in 2003 from the big outbreak of mad cow disease! It is a USA trick! You offer Korea the trade pact if we agree to import USA beef worth 542,000,000 Euro a year to the USA! But we are too smart for we all know the fact of American beef so dangerous that Americans themself are eating Australian, Canadian, Japanese and Chinese and even KOREAN beefs and sending their own away to other countries because it is so dirty! Children even do not to go to their school because of high contagious risk! Warning is given that mad cow disease is the cause of Alzheimer Disease also! Myung-bak Lee was blame for supposed give in to USA’s pressure over evil beef agreement! This week thousands of people demonstrated with banners reading “Do Not Sell Korea USA Mad Cow!” and “Out with Myung-bak!” South Korea government even today announced that it would effectively ban import of ALL USA beef from cattle older than 30 months!

It is Dirty! Do not eat America Death Beef! (citynoise)

Clearly, she was not eating American beef. She was eating imported beef from Australia, Canada, Japan, China, and EVEN Korea! A five-nation blend of safe beef. The conspiracy proves itself when you go to the In-N-Out website. Nowhere on the site does it say they use American beef. Nowhere!

Our commitment to quality starts with our hamburgers.  We make them from fresh, 100% pure beef. They are free of additives, fillers and preservatives of any kind.  But the focus on quality starts well before we deliver our hamburger patties to our stores.  We own and operate a world class patty making facility.  Since we only serve burgers, fries and drinks, making a high quality hamburger patty is everything to us. (in-n-out)

Is Kim Min-seon a hypocrite? The answer is indisputably NO SHE IS NOT. She’s simply the victim of a left wing right wing media conspiracy! Hang in there Kim Min-seon, it’ll all be ok!!!

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Comments 3

  1. karl wrote:

    Chances of death from cyanide? 1 out of 1. Chances of death from U.S. beef? I believe one estimate was 1 out of 480,000,000. Seems she made a well-informed decision.

    Posted 02 Jul 2008 at 11:19 am − permalink −
  2. Anton wrote:

    I love these parody blogs. This is almost as good as Juche Girl.

    Posted 02 Jul 2008 at 3:48 pm − permalink −
  3. Max Watson wrote:

    Juche Girl died from US Mad Cow.

    Posted 02 Jul 2008 at 10:35 pm − permalink −

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