Safety #1
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Painting the exterior of a building is no job for someone who is afraid of heights.
Nor is it a job for someone who gives a rats ass about motherfucking safety standards.
Please note, the tree is planted in soil three painted tires deep. I can’t imagine it would take much to uproot it. I really have no fucking clue what the painter was thinking. Motherfucker has balls bigger than his brain, that’s for damn sure. I didn’t see the alpha-dunce, but he must have weighed as much as an eau couture model.
xray idiots
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According to the Korea Times, “A 39-year-old man was arrested for selling fake X-ray’ glasses through several Web sites, police said Monday.”
So I know what you are thinking. This guy was nabbed for selling a gag gift item many people think are a neat idea while leafing through the back pages of a comic book or joke shop, right? Yeah, that’s what I thought, until I read the rest of the short article.
“The Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency said it arrested the man, identified as Chung, on suspicions of selling fake made-in-China see-through glasses to 13 people and reaping nearly 6 million won ($4,700) in illegal gains. He was taken into custody, it said. He sold the glasses for 550,000 won apiece.”
Ummm that’s almost $550. If you are spending that kind of money on xray goggles, you are 1) A FUCKING MORON 2) letting money burn a hole in your pocket, and 3) A FUCKING MORON.
“Recently, spam mail and online ads touting X-ray glasses that see through clothes have drawn public attention. But police and scientists were skeptical of their efficacy.”
Scientists are actually skeptical of the spectacles? Give me a fucking break. I’ll bet not a single scientist was even questioned for this article.
Customers (FUCKING MORONS) who bought this item also Bought penis pills, swampland in Florida, and Fiji bottled water.
A Dream
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I had a dream last night. It was short, but I woke up with what happened still clear in my mind. Check it out.
A really skinny nerdy looking fellow was naked and facing the backside of a really fat naked woman. The skinny nerdy dude then rammed his shaft into her ass, but after a few strokes his cock popped out and slapped an ass cheek. Then he went for the gash and started going to town. But just as he started thrusting in and out of her middle pocket, a giant and very hard looking turd started to come out of her ass. The skinny dude was astonished, but didn’t stop the in-out action. Instead, he started to limbo lower and lower to get away from the lengthening poop pipe; all the while maintaining his longstroke. Then I woke up, made coffee, and checked my email.
Weird eh?
Kimchi
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As I alluded to earlier, my wife is in the godfucking hospital right now recovering from a nasty case of the cooties. On Saturday, my mother-in-law came to Seoul to hang out. In Korea, all hospital beds have a small cot underneath so that a relative can spend the night. I thought it was pretty strange, but I have come to accept it as “a fucking awesome idea”.
Momma Sooks did not come alone. She brought along a friend, and by friend I mean THREE GIANT BAGS OF MOTHERFUCKING KIMCHI. Oh yes! No hospital stay would be complete without some smuggled-in kimchi to spice things up. It was really hilarious watching her go around to the other five beds handing out some bitchin freshly-cut-from-the-main-cabbage-core kimchi. The patients were of course overjoyed, and accepted the offering with glee.
